UPDATE: So this was a REALLY bad attempt at an april fools joke we’re not actually asking for funding of any kind don’t worry.
Greetings all! It is on this prestigious day that I take to announce to you all our new source of funding! See, one day when I was ripping my hair out about the project I fell and hit my head on my table. That table had some amazing cookies placed on it and when I hit my head on the table/cookie placement device I had a sudden realisation..sex sells! Afterwards I was informed that prostitution is only legal in my home country of Australia, of course Americans have another ace up their sleeve! Cookies! I have been informed that America has taken to legalizing Cookies now so the sale of Cookies has risen by 900%, I got that statistic from the lawyer I hide in my basement! (Don’t you have a lawyer in your basement? They ward off rats very well.) So, I came to the decision I was going to have us sell Cookies fresh cut, full strength Cookies! I assure you that the funds will go directly to Trillek, not to me, not to the Cookie dealer and DEFINITELY not to the laywer in my basement!
You don’t believe me?
Well, perhaps this modelling shot that is absolutely super-duper fantagasmic will prove you wrong!
See? Now get your Cookie Injection Device, meet me behind the 7/11 and we’ll get some hot deals going, eh?